‘Haan Bhai…saray hee har gaye phir!!!’
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There was something opposite about a latest Pakistan and India tie right from a beginning. The common passion was transposed with relations geniality. Saurav Ganguly was fortifying Pakistan opposite Amir Sohail’s comments, Indians were station adult for Sarfaraz Ahmed opposite people creation fun of his English and many Pakistanis were simply blissful to be in a final – let alone consider about winning it.
Things were so calm; Sarfaraz Ahmed even gave MS Dhoni his baby.
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Everybody knew that India was going to win it and Pakistan was simply there to finish a ritual of personification a finals of a Champions Trophy. The whole republic approaching a misfortune when Fakhar Zaman nicked a round outward his off branch for a law locate for MS Dhoni and he reason on to a round like it was Sarfaraz Ahmad’s baby.
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But afterwards all altered – Indians showed that they also had no balls and Fakhar Zaman got a giveaway strike instead of a lot of giveaway s**t from fans. Boy! Did Fakhar Zaman make a many of a respite? Even Azhar Ali was attack a round all over a park. At one point, Azhar had 29 of 32 balls and Fakhar Zaman had 16 of 29 balls – finally proof a multiverse speculation as clearly this compare was being played in some together choice universe.
Jasprit Mumrah, wait no Bumrah, could not do many with a round though he managed to get Azhar Ali run out. Was a standard Pakistani batting fall going to follow? Fakhar Zaman usually caused his comparison pro to be run out – was he going to go into his shell? Will we remove all momentum?
The answer was no to all of those and a star child showed that he would not be weakened.
Fakhar got his century, though a genuine heroes were Ahmed Shehzad and Wahab Riaz. If they had not sacrificed their place in a organisation afterwards we would have never achieved this good in a tournament.
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The blessings of Ramazan were in full pitch for Pakistan.
Getting out on a no ball? Check.
Edges not going to fielders? Check.
Usually glorious Indian fielders blank out run outs? Check.
Clearly, a energy of Ramazan was in full force and God was on a side. Pakistani fans dreamed of a 350, though afterwards Fakhar Zaman got out and Hafeez came out to bat. Now Pakistanis started anticipating for usually 300, though this compare was not being played in a star where anything done sense. Mohammad Hafeez started attack a round for fours and sixes – a steer that has not been seen given a emergence of man.
Rishi Kapoor examination Pakistan play and margin like pic.twitter.com/U2C4MQKwOe
— خان (@ShadowwHunterr) June 18, 2017
It seemed like nothing of a Indians was fasting given they were eating so many boundaries. The Pakistani fans were singing “Bumrah Bumrah maar standard gayee Bumrah, aayai ho kis India say, oh…oh…oh… tum mmmm mmm?”
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Pakistan finished with a measure of 338 – a organisation we could not see scoring 250 a fortnight ago had now taken a arch rivals to a cleaners. Could they now do it with a ball? Even if they could not, this was a opening a whole republic could be unapproachable of!
Rishi kapoor right now pic.twitter.com/DhTyeiC6dY
— ZOHAIB ?? (@lemezohaib) June 18, 2017
If usually there was a live camera somewhere on Rishi Kapoor that many of Pakistan could have watched and enjoyed. He contingency have had a gun forked towards a Indian batsmen melancholy to kill them if they lost.
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And we were off for a second innings.
Mohammad Amir to Rohit Sharma, round comes behind in, outrageous interest and OUT!
Sports write a best stories. A male who was criminialized for years after personification a compare in a same city was behind in London and he was on fire. In a compare that is also tangible by a no ball. Kohli was out there.
Nasser Hussain pronounced it ideally when he pronounced that those dual balls tangible Pakistan cricket for him. Azhar Ali drops Virat Kohli and a unequivocally subsequent round Mohammad Amir has Virat Kohli out again, held during indicate – whatever we contend about us, we can't reason us down. Pakistan is a many volatile republic on earth.
Virat Kohli had usually been discharged once in a array so far, and Mohammad Amir had him out twice on dual balls – that is Pakistan for you. Even Wasim Akram remembered his excellence days examination Mohammad Amir bowl!
You small beauty @TheAmirOfficiaI reminded me of my days .
— Wasim Akram (@wasimakramlive) June 18, 2017
The wickets kept descending and Virat Kohli’s face kept removing some-more sullen. As contingency fun as it was examination a match, it was, even more, fun to watch Kohli’s face in a sauce room.
Ranked Number 8 in a world, no general cricket given 2009, hardly competent for a Champions Trophy and nonetheless Pakistan had India 56-5 in a finals. It was a slight after that – notwithstanding a cameo by Hardik Pandya – this was always going to be Pakistan’s match.
I roughly feel like we deliberately play bad cricket in a organisation stages to give other teams a fake clarity of superiority. They blink us and afterwards BOOM…we kick them in a finals.
We were even winning a Twitter chaff conflict – contend what we wish about Aamir Liaquat, he unequivocally does dedicate to a joke. He was on radio creation ‘katakat’ for Rishi Kapooray.
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The Dil, Dil Pakistan and Jazba Junoon songs were on and it was time to celebrate. Pakistan finally managed to lift off a many unimaginable feat in new times. A organisation that was down and out a week ago managed to win a prize opposite all a contingency in a biggest of upsets opposite their arch rivals.
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“Haan Bhai…Saray hee har gaye phir!!! Sab losers grain aaj? English bol lo tum log, Trophy toh sound jeet gaye.”
This essay is a work of satire.
Article source: https://tribune.com.pk/story/1439402/haan-bhaisaray-hee-har-gaye-phir/