Howard University Student’s Wild Twitter Story of Attempting to “Shoot Her Shot” With Hot Uber Driver Goes Viral

Last year, a internet was captivated by a Twitter story told by Aziah King, or improved famous as Zola. Though it’s reduction vast as Zola’s story, a new story retold on a Twitter has left viral.

Beginning Dec 6th, Twitter user @KelliAmirah recounted how she attempted to “shoot her shot” with her “fine AF” Uber driver. With memes and gifs, a interesting 40-tweet thread will have we on a rollercoaster of emotions and indeed rooting for Kelli (who is now a Howard University student) to obstacle a date with her prohibited Uber driver.

Y’all we only shot my shot during an uber motorist ?

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It all started on Saturday night, when me and my friends got an uber to this party.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

The motorist called to let me know he was outward and I’m like bet, we’re coming. Hung up. Made a regard that his voice was excellent af

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we get in a automobile and we comprehend a voice compare a person. He fine. He light bright. Got a beard. Wearing glasses. All good things

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So there’s teenager tiny speak in a car, zero major, And a finish is quick approaching. But I’m not prepared to fire yet

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Meanwhile me and my crony in a automobile texting about a whole thing while she’s in a front chair and I’m in a behind pic.twitter.com/DsUyd3nhul

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like we pulling adult to a mark and we don’t know what to do. So afterwards we coax of a impulse incidentally on-purpose leave my horse behind

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I’m like oops. Looks like I’ll only have to strike a motorist about my mislaid object pic.twitter.com/qDU9LI6a8q

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we wait about a half hour or so before we go to a uber app to strike my motorist about my “lost item” pic.twitter.com/vLPUsYoJZu

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I’m calling, and a phone is ringing… and ringing… Y’all I’m during this celebration in a dilemma like pic.twitter.com/Ub5zEXkkvh

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

… and afterwards it goes to voicemail. But we wasn’t too harm cuz it’s also like 1 am. we leave a summary and confirm to try again tomorrow

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So a subsequent day we still haven’t listened shit behind from this man. Mind you, we left my good horse in his automobile so my phone battery on struggle

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like midday, around 2ish we call again… and once again get sent to voicemail pic.twitter.com/cBeeIfJYUc

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we leave another summary though during this indicate I’m meditative how foolish this was. What if this male only keeps my charger? Why we do this Kelli

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It finally reaches like midnight on Sunday and we still have listened zero back. At this point, I’m prepared to take a L pic.twitter.com/aJD3WTQOdT

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I go in a uber app fill out a info on my mislaid object in hopes that maybe Uber can get this nigga to respond, since job not working

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So quick brazen to Monday night, I’m pressed, tryna squeeze for my Econ final. Questioning my whole college existence during this indicate TBH. pic.twitter.com/3srHehfbGI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

In a midst of my studying, we check my phone and see a new summary from an opposite array pic.twitter.com/RBUhFQ6zxG

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I’m excited. we finally got a response. I’m gonna get my horse back. And now we can indeed fire my shot. pic.twitter.com/gStfZ0jkBF

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we let him know I’m giveaway currently in between my finals from 11-2. He’s like send a residence and I’ll try to make it. I’m like gamble pic.twitter.com/K9Zw3SDoR2

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So quick brazen to today. I’d been adult all night study Econ. Up during a donkey impulse of morning. Tiredt. Stressed. A disaster honestly. pic.twitter.com/gGjhCqk0Hb

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Went and took my final during 8 am and was behind in my dorm by 9:15. Y’all we was so tired. we set some alarms and knocked out

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So after snoozing like 3 opposite alarms we arise behind adult during 11 something and check my phone. He texted. pic.twitter.com/Pzfz3xFRI7

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Mind you, we demeanour like death. Crust in my eyes, face bare. Wearing sweats and a hoodie. Looking hurt. pic.twitter.com/DxapoUL8gn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I content him ask if he can give me 20 min cuz we was in a center of something. Really we indispensable time to get my life together kick my face

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So 20 min after I’ve achieved a light beat, demeanour a small some-more put together. I’m ready. pic.twitter.com/yBODFZwv07

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now this whole time I’m texting all my friends perplexing to figure out how I’m gonna fire this shot. I’m bashful and only rabble during sharpened shots

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he finally texts me observant he’s here right as we finish my face. And now my stress behaving up. I’m meditative hitch if we unequivocally wanna do this pic.twitter.com/saR15bNr6S

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he lets me know where his automobile is and I’m like it’s go time. Don’t be a lil bitch. Take a exhale and conduct outward pic.twitter.com/GezfGotFsc

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I conduct outside, into this section donkey drizzle, and I’m like sicing myself adult as we walk. pic.twitter.com/aGpk6PCNQH

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we get to a automobile and strike on a newcomer side window and he rolls it down. My anxiety… by a roof.
Me on a inside: pic.twitter.com/onpFSI2LrS

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we contend hey and he’s like “oh hey wassup” and looks for my horse for .2 sec before handing it to me.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now we have a good donkey demeanour during his face I’m like he too fine, we can’t behind down.So I’m thanking him for bringing it he’s like no problem

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I can tell he’s about to make moves to leave so it’s now or never. Time to indeed fire this shot

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we say, “Excuse me if this is unequivocally forward, though would we like to go out sometime?” pic.twitter.com/XyomQzyHAn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

And afterwards he like chuckles and smiles, and says “Text me” pic.twitter.com/nHbiEn2Div

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So yeah. we shot my shot. It indeed was successful. The end.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Happy ending, right? Not so fast. Kelli has more of this epic story to tell and we won’t trust this twist.

Update: we hatred my life. pic.twitter.com/bapaxnVFLI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

This male is married. Has a whole donkey wife. What.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

I’m unequivocally only sitting here so befuddled…

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

Why not only tell me upfront thooo. “Wanna go out sometime?” “I’m married” “okay cool. Bye”

— Nocturnal HoHoHo?? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

Kelli’s Uber heartbreak story has been common thousands of times. Looking back, she admits to BET News that she was “probably a small thirsty” for a Uber guy. However, a knowledge was only her removing out of her comfort zone.

“I’ve been perplexing to get out of my comfort section and be some-more forward, that is because we did this. I’m also somewhat concerned so my stress was by a roof via a ordeal. The whole withdrawal a horse thing was such a coax of a impulse thing, we didn’t unequivocally give myself most time to consider about it until after a fact.”

She also compared a conditions to a new strike HBO array Insecure. (Shout out to Issa Rae for her Golden Globe nomination!)

“Me and my crony were binge-watching Insecure and articulate about how good and relatable a uncover was. And then, subsequent thing we know, this man we asked out turns out to be married and we couldn’t assistance though consider how simply it could’ve fit in to a show. I’m unequivocally over dramatic, so when we initial got a text, I, like, screamed and dramatically slid off my super-lofted bed to a building while my crony is looking on perplexing to figure out what happened.”

It’s hapless a man Kelli unequivocally wanted painful her heart in only a matter of days. However, she’s blissful that her story brought a small amusement to a Twitter-verse. Maybe she’ll get propitious with her subsequent Uber driver.

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